MICKEY COULD HAVE WON

      MICKEY COULD HAVE WON

      He would really make America Great Again


 

  

Mickey Mouse Would Have Defeated Donald Trump Big Time

 

If Mickey Mouse had entered the presidential race he would have been sitting in the White House now. What makes you so sure you might ask? Just compare the two:

 

Age

 

Donald Trump:     Arrived: June 14, 1946 (age 70 years)

 

Mickey Mouse:    Arrived: November 18, 1928 (age 88 years) via 

                                          Steamboat.

 

Physical Condition Comparison


 Donald Trump:      Blonder than ever. Chubby from over-eating. 

                               Age shows both physically and mentally.

 

Mickey Mouse:       Still youthful and in great shape, looks better 

                               than ever.

 

Donald Trump Sculptured

 

Mickey

Mickey’s Father Was.... WALT DISNEY


Wealth


Donald Trump:      Claims to be worth several billion dollars. 

                              Subtract debts and lawsuits. Zero? Only the 

                              Internal Revenue knows.

 

Mickey Mouse:     Doesn’t talk about wealth. He has had big 

                              earnings since 1928 (Watches, clothing, toys 

                              and much more). Disney loves him and so does 

                              most of the world.

 

Marriages and Female Involvements

 

Donald Trump:     Three marriages. Loved owning beauty 

                             contests and fondling the merchandise.

 

Mickey Mouse:     Companionship or secret marriage to 

                              Minnie Mouse?

 


Minnie Mouse As First Lady (Mouse) In The Whitehouse


Cheese would be on every dinner menu. No rats of any type  (particularly the political type) would be allowed!

 


Minnie Mouse The Whitehouse Hostess

Mickey and Minnie Mouse Loved Overseas


A public viewing in a European country.

 

 

President Mickey Mouse’s Government Appointments


President Trump’s high-level appointments in the first few weeks of his administration (or less) have been a mixed bag of good and bad (a lot of bad). What would a President Mickey Mouse have done?

 

 

He would have appointed Disney Super Heroes. America would truly be great again if it isn’t already.

 

 

FANTASY NONSENSE?

 

Absolutely!

 

Then, again, it seems to me that much of what President Trump has promised to the American people is pure fantasy. All he is truly in need of is Mickey Mouse and friends or — American citizen equivalents.  We have them; it’s just that President Trump doesn’t appoint them.

 

End

 

Bob Flicker

 April, 2017

 


P.S. 

Thank you Walt Disney (wherever you are).

 

 © robert 2014